kaileng
Don't overstay your welcome.



((This is an independent Mass Effect roleplay blog about Kai Leng, Cerberus' top assassin and probably most hated character in ME3, who shouldn't be taken too seriously.

Will RP with anyone. Feel free to drop messages.))

May 8th | 52 notes Whoever is spreading these rumors, you better stop if you cherish your life.
May 7th | 15 notes

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

No. *brings his gaze back to her, glaring* You should become aware of the importance of mankind. Because of people like you we lose our significance. Because people like you don’t care enough about humanity.

-laughs- Of course. The issue is that I don’t give a shit about humanity. That’s totally the problem here. If not caring about humanity means I don’t want to cause the mass extinction of every other species, I’m more than happy to not give a fuck.

If you’re going to teach me a lesson, Leng, you’re going to have to try a lot harder than that.

You’re ridiculous. And a traitor. With your potential, it’s almost a shame. You will need to elaborate on your hatred for humans for me to understand.

… That point kind of just flew over your head, didn’t it? I don’t hate humanity. The only thing I hate at the moment is assholes like you that think I have to hate everyone else to like humans.

We’re no better than the rest of them you know.

No, I don’t particularly care, but you obviously couldn’t justify your point.

Maybe that’s what you think, Goto, but if we let our guards down, they will take over us. They’re not better than us, and they will never be.

I couldn’t justify the point that it’s fucked up to want species genocide based on a misconceived notion of human supremacy? If you want me to justify my point, that says more about you than it does me.

Never said they were better than us. Just that we shouldn’t raise our own species on a pedestal. I know that when it comes down to it, we will protect our own species. To go so far as to want to kill everyone else? Fuck no.

I also thank you for the compliment earlier though. I am the best at what I do, but I will never work for Cerberus again.

You’re very naive if you think that’s how it works. Neither of the currently existing species will stand on the same position forever. Were you asleep in history? The aliens were the first to conquer planets. No matter what species, we strive for power.

If they pose a threat, it is indeed our duty to protect mankind. For humanity. You should know.

May 7th | 15 notes

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

*scowls in irritation, tilting his head away and folding his arms* I don’t want to know about your alien experiences.

You know, Leng, I think it might be a good experience for you to walk in another species’ shoes. You might understand was racism is a really shitty thing.

No. *brings his gaze back to her, glaring* You should become aware of the importance of mankind. Because of people like you we lose our significance. Because people like you don’t care enough about humanity.

-laughs- Of course. The issue is that I don’t give a shit about humanity. That’s totally the problem here. If not caring about humanity means I don’t want to cause the mass extinction of every other species, I’m more than happy to not give a fuck.

If you’re going to teach me a lesson, Leng, you’re going to have to try a lot harder than that.

You’re ridiculous. And a traitor. With your potential, it’s almost a shame. You will need to elaborate on your hatred for humans for me to understand.

… That point kind of just flew over your head, didn’t it? I don’t hate humanity. The only thing I hate at the moment is assholes like you that think I have to hate everyone else to like humans.

We’re no better than the rest of them you know.

No, I don’t particularly care, but you obviously couldn’t justify your point.

Maybe that’s what you think, Goto, but if we let our guards down, they will take over us. They’re not better than us, and they will never be.

May 7th | 15 notes

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

That is out of the question. You’re lucky they didn’t turn you into an alien.

I’ve actually been an alien before. -grins- I was a quarian child earlier today, and I’ve been a turian twice. Was an asari for a little while. 

Honestly, the experience wasn’t that different. I was less coordinated as a turian and that was about it.

*scowls in irritation, tilting his head away and folding his arms* I don’t want to know about your alien experiences.

You know, Leng, I think it might be a good experience for you to walk in another species’ shoes. You might understand was racism is a really shitty thing.

No. *brings his gaze back to her, glaring* You should become aware of the importance of mankind. Because of people like you we lose our significance. Because people like you don’t care enough about humanity.

-laughs- Of course. The issue is that I don’t give a shit about humanity. That’s totally the problem here. If not caring about humanity means I don’t want to cause the mass extinction of every other species, I’m more than happy to not give a fuck.

If you’re going to teach me a lesson, Leng, you’re going to have to try a lot harder than that.

You’re ridiculous. And a traitor. With your potential, it’s almost a shame. You will need to elaborate on your hatred for humans for me to understand.

May 7th
Anonymous: Nope, it's not Shepard. Now shut up and get over here.

Why is it that you ask for an early death? Now stop messaging me.

-KL

May 7th | 15 notes

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

Fascinating.

It seems you haven’t changed a bit despite your male appearance.

Why should it? I’m still me, just in a male body. Do you think you’d change if you were a woman?

That is out of the question. You’re lucky they didn’t turn you into an alien.

I’ve actually been an alien before. -grins- I was a quarian child earlier today, and I’ve been a turian twice. Was an asari for a little while. 

Honestly, the experience wasn’t that different. I was less coordinated as a turian and that was about it.

*scowls in irritation, tilting his head away and folding his arms* I don’t want to know about your alien experiences.

You know, Leng, I think it might be a good experience for you to walk in another species’ shoes. You might understand was racism is a really shitty thing.

No. *brings his gaze back to her, glaring* You should become aware of the importance of mankind. Because of people like you we lose our significance. Because people like you don’t care enough about humanity.

May 7th | 15 notes

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush replied to your post: *frowns* Why are you male?

You’re funny.

Thank you. I know I am. -smirks-

Also, you never know. I wouldn’t be surprised if you leaned a little that way. Would probably be the one trait of yours I wouldn’t judge you on.

Fascinating.

It seems you haven’t changed a bit despite your male appearance.

Why should it? I’m still me, just in a male body. Do you think you’d change if you were a woman?

That is out of the question. You’re lucky they didn’t turn you into an alien.

I’ve actually been an alien before. -grins- I was a quarian child earlier today, and I’ve been a turian twice. Was an asari for a little while. 

Honestly, the experience wasn’t that different. I was less coordinated as a turian and that was about it.

*scowls in irritation, tilting his head away and folding his arms* I don’t want to know about your alien experiences.

May 7th | 15 notes

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush:

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush replied to your post: *frowns* Why are you male?

You’re funny.

Thank you. I know I am. -smirks-

Also, you never know. I wouldn’t be surprised if you leaned a little that way. Would probably be the one trait of yours I wouldn’t judge you on.

Fascinating.

It seems you haven’t changed a bit despite your male appearance.

Why should it? I’m still me, just in a male body. Do you think you’d change if you were a woman?

That is out of the question. You’re lucky they didn’t turn you into an alien.

May 7th | 15 notes

amasterthief:

deathbytoothbrush replied to your post: *frowns* Why are you male?

You’re funny.

Thank you. I know I am. -smirks-

Also, you never know. I wouldn’t be surprised if you leaned a little that way. Would probably be the one trait of yours I wouldn’t judge you on.

Fascinating.

It seems you haven’t changed a bit despite your male appearance.

May 7th | 20,532 notes

Your URL will now determine your career.

i-am-krogan:

boy-with-the-snares:

walkdownthestreetlikeafckingstar:

fireburnedblue:

tentacleteeth:

cretaceous-comrade:

moaningmonica:

farewellstars:

I’m an astronomer at the end of the world.

Pornstar?

russian dinosaur

dinosaur is a career fuck you

Dentist who specializes in monsters?

spawn of satan?

Famous.

A hunter.

BEING A KROGAN IS A LEGITIMATE CAREER

Cerberus’ top assassin.

(Source: jakemulford)